Joi: Do you need to use the toilet?
Guy: Maybe later
Joi: It’s right behind me
Guy: Good to know
Joi: By right behind me I mean it’s a normal distance away
Guy: How far is this toilet?
Joi: Well it’s a normal toilet distance, unless you have an infection then it would appear to be a bit of a walk
Guy: Thank you. I don’t need to use the toilet
Joi: I remember, you said you may use it later but you said nothing about needing to use it now, am I a good listener or what?
Actual dialogue from #AskMeAnything @vandal.sydney not with person pictured.
Photo by Sam Whiteside